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The media have referred to this murder and other murders as "Craigslist killings" because the killer was alleged to have met his victims through ads placed on Craigslist, two of which were offering erotic services.

On May 4, Rhode Island officials issued a warrant for Markoff's arrest in the April 16 incident, though the state's Attorney General said that their prosecution would not go forward until the Boston charges were resolved.

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In the ad, cleverly titled "Wanna put my tender heart in a blender," the mystery woman launches into a cautionary tale about her ex; beginning with "Never date a corporate lawyer," and ending with "I am afraid of it. I am also available for dates." She also expounds on the ex's inexplicable decision to send her a blender ("certified reconditioned," no less) that she received days As of this writing, the $400 blender is still available -- though the seller tells Thrillist "I'm thinking of reposting it with a lower price." Click here to score the thing yourself. You've never been happier, and he says he's never been happier, and for the first time, you know you're in love.

Here's the ad, in full as it originally appeared: Never date a corporate lawyer. You match him on Tinder and give him a chance even though he ghosted you after one date. One night you watch a movie about the futility of monogamy, and he freaks out. The guy who committed to 80-hour work weeks for nebulous reasons is scared of commitment.

You never get an explanation for this beyond "I was looking for something specific," which sounds like another lawyer or some Woody Allenesque waif-bot, but most Brooklyn dudes want that, so fuck it. He apologizes, claims to hate True Detective, and laughs at all your jokes. Not like other corporate lawyers, you tell your friends, who smile painfully. The guy who asked to meet your family after you said it would be okay to wait, because commitment can be scary, is now scared of commitment.

You imagine your brother and dad, who only met one other boyfriend and hated him, discussing this the way people discuss natural disasters. Now a whole different penis will have to enter her." But you know something has changed. You remember that you're not Gal Gadot and that people are as interesting as you let them be. He's sad because "we used to be so happy." He sees you "in a negative way" now. Because lawyers think it's important to present all sides of reality.

You say, "I'm sorry if sometimes I look at you blankly instead of listening." He says, "Sometimes I want to leave." How did he pass the LSATs? To acknowledge how illusory everything is, even human connection. A few days later, this Vitamix arrives at your door. He wants to be the hero of this story: "I got this girl an epic birthday gift and then we broke up." He wants me to remember him fondly. I had fleeting Hollywood fantasies about smashing it in the street, but that's for waif-bots. Yet, sitting on my microwave, it looks exactly like the Wappen & Kladden building.

A corporate lawyer can predict the future from a mile up his own asshole. Either he wants you back, or he does not understand the human species.

Before the Internet, people found roommates through friends or the classified section. Now a new generation of services like Roomi and Room Zoom are helping people shack up with perfect strangers. (One woman's quest to actually use Tinder to look for a roommate didn't turn out so well).

Say someone is looking for a dude who doesn't bring home random drunks at 2 a.m. Well, Roomi lets you search for that guy, and even message with him before meeting.

The idea is to narrow down candidates before the awkward in-person interviews that often take place between lease-holders and those who need a place to stay.

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